I hear my colleagues complaining about how their wives cheat on them all the time. It got me thinking, my job sends me on lengthy business trips more often than not. And I wasn’t about to wait to be next on that list. Here’s what I did. I got my wife a rabbit vibrator from an online sex shop I googled, sextoyshopping.co.uk. She freaked out at first, of course. We’ve never used sex toys in our intimate life before. It just seemed too much. But our first experience totally changed our mind. That’s when we learned the benefits of intimate toys and technology – after a surprisingly refreshing and intense mutual masturbation on webcam.

Watching my wife satisfying herself with that rabbit vibrator, listening to her wild moans made me realize how guilty I always felt, leaving her alone for days, weeks even. You can talk all you want about true love and long distance relationships, but a man should always be ready to pleasure his woman, business trips or no business trips.

The best solution here is to buy her a vibrator, unless you want to end up being a cuckold. Don’t underestimate what such a small thing as sex toys can do for your relationship. And don’t let your career intervene with your sex life. There are plenty of cheap vibrators out there that can make a hell of a difference.